What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.