Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!