Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.