Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!