How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!