Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!