Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.