What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.