What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around