What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.