Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"