What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.