What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.