What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

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What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah