What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.