What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads