What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel