What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.