Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.