Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !