What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud