Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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The bench can support a family.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.