Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What's the definition of "de javu"?

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.