Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?

Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.