What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

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What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Zikachu.

How many people live in South America?

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Alpaca lunch!

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Alpaca ya bags.

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.