What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Hairy Beast Jokes More Hairy Beast Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.