Alpaca Jokes

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong