What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!