What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Where's the food and why are you naked?

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