How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Indeterminate

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NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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They never stop to ask directions.

What position makes the ugliest children?

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!