How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.