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A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
A: A fish!
5,6,7,8.
A Brazilian.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.