Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Gamble in British currency.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
I submit - Craven Moorehead
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Baghdad!
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Namast (nah-ima-stay)
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Pee in a cup.
ME: 5 stops.
Occam's razor
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Arrows con Pollo
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "