Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
He lost his hearing.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
I don't know but they're OK now.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A: You get your job and your wife back.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
At the Schopenhauer.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.