What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why go to college?

There's Google.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Bing Jokes More Bing Jokes

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!