Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.