What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns