What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil