What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil