Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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Skelly-vision!

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.