Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Because they want to.

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Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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Make me one with everything.

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With zen diagrams!

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He refused to integrate.

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He was in The Nile

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.