Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Please sir, I don't want any treble.

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The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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A comb or a saw.

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What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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for drinking and deriving

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A Zero.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.