What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.