What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.