What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.