What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

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What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.