What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.