What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.