What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.