Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!