What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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What would I be wearing?

Me: Oh, you'd be there, too

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Fb Jokes More Fb Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me