Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.