Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.