Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.