Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!