What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!