What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.