Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!