Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!