What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!