What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step