What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.