What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new