What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is true and false at the same time?

This

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!