Because there is no water in Africa.
A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.
There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.
Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Africa.