What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

an EXcavator

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.