What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What is yellow and incapable of swimming?

An excavator.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull