Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E