What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.