How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.