How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!