How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!