How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.