Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense