Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.