How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.