How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww