What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

App Jokes More App Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.