What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

App Jokes More App Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"