What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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a bagel

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"