Nothing. We're on reddit
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Bricks get laid.
A new last name!
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
About two hours.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
The human race.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.